To Be This Good Takes AGES!

If you didn't guess from the pun, SEGA's Toylet is a bizarre video game platform operated by the steady stream of your own urine.

The device, which has been installed in four Tokyo metro stations, has LCD screens mounted above the urinal and is fitted with pressure sensors. The sensors are used to detect the strength and direction of your urine stream in order to play one of four minigames.

The four games range from cleaning up graffiti to blowing up ladies' skirts (seriously!). Perhaps the most awesome of the games is called "Battle! Milk From Nose". This is a multiplayer title of kinds; the game records the previous user's urine strength and pitches it against your own. On-screen, your avatar will skirt milk from his nose relative to the strength of your wee. If you're pissing with more comparative power than the previous user, your on-screen opponent will be blown off the screen.

This thing is bonkers, but absolutely brilliant. You can even download your "top scores" onto a USB stick. In an ideal world SEGA would earn billions for developing this.

Check out a bunch of screenshots through here.

[source singularityhub.com]