"Rahhh - I'm A Gaudy Harlequin Man. Rahhh!"

That's if you're in the US anyway. Why? Because while we still know nothing about what Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood will actually be like, the retailer has revealed that they're going to give-away this amazing Harlequin character bonus. Look at him and weep like a baby. Seriously.

"Behind the gaudy costume and twisted smile lies the soul of a merciless assassin. You call yourself the Harlequin. Your victims will call you a walking nightmare."

Awesome.