This Is A Picture Of Burnout. Because We Don't Have Any Screens Of The New NFS Yet.

Namely because it's being developed by Criterion Games, the British team behind the excellent Burnout franchise.

So imagine our excitement when we skipped through the lines of Criterion's latest Tweet and read that, yes, the new Need For Speed game is to be shown off today. "Hell," we thought, "This is almost as exciting as when that girl asked us about taxi phone numbers at the train station earlier." And then, like the realisation that said girl probably has a boyfriend who could kick us to the moon and back, we read that the new Need For Speed game is only being shown internally today. Read the Tweet for yo'self here.

Still, a presumably thrilled EA will probably insist Criterion get out an amazing trailer sooner rather than later. At which point we can stop waxing lyrical about pointless metaphors in our personal life.