"Yo, Ain't No Way I'mma Touching That Game."

May we add one thing to Kotaku's list? Those of you boycotting because of the game's hype levels: sit quietly in a darkened room and think about how much cooler it makes you avoiding one of the most anticipated games of the year. Real cool. Like those kids that listened to Linkin Park instead of S Club 7.

While you do that though, we'll just shoot a few people, ok?