Taylor Swift: Officially Really Fucking Hot But Still Not As Good As The Dixie Chicks.

We want to write really sexy things about you here but we're prohibited by your age. Even if you are only 15 months younger than us, we still feel uncomfortable. So instead we're going to talk about the new game you're in, Band Hero. And its track list. Which is probably going to make the Guitar Hero faithful cry themselves to sleep; but it actually looks a lot better to us than the usual tosh they put out on these games.

You'll even be able to import tracks and DLC from other Guitar Hero products. Bonza!

Obligatory: Yo Taylor, I'mma let you finish...

  • 3 Doors Down - "When I'm Gone"
  • The Airborne Toxic Event - "Gasoline"
  • The All American Rejects - "Dirty Little Secret"
  • Alphabeat - "Fascination"
  • Aly and AJ - "Like Whoa"
  • Angels & Airwaves - "The Adventure"
  • Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals - "Steal My Kisses"
  • Big Country - "In a Big Country"
  • The Bravery - "Believe"
  • Carl Douglas - "Kung Fu Fighting"
  • Cheap Trick - "I Want You To Want Me (live)"
  • Cold War Kids - "Hang Me Up To Dry"
  • Corinne Bailey Rae - "Put Your Records On"
  • Counting Crows - "Angels of the Silences"
  • Culture Club - "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me"
  • Dashboard Confessional - "Hands Down"
  • David Bowie - "Let's Dance"
  • Devo - "Whip It"
  • Don McLean - "American Pie"
  • Duffy - "Warwick Avenue"
  • Duran Duran - "Rio"
  • Evanescence - "Bring Me To Life"
  • Everclear - "Santa Monica (Watch The World Die)"
  • Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
  • Filter - "Take A Picture"
  • Finger Eleven - "Paralyzer"
  • The Go-Go's - "Our Lips Are Sealed"
  • Hilary Duff - "So Yesterday"
  • Hinder - "Lips Of An Angel"
  • Jackson 5 - "ABC"
  • Janet Jackson - "Black Cat"
  • Jesse McCartney - "Beautiful Soul"
  • Joan Jett - "Bad Reputation"
  • Joss Stone - "You Had Me"
  • Katrina and The Waves - "Walking On Sunshine"
  • The Kooks - "Naive"
  • KT Tunstall - "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"
  • The Last Goodnight - "Pictures Of You"
  • Lily Allen - "Take What You Take"
  • Maroon 5 - "She Will Be Loved"
  • Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"
  • Mighty Mighty Bosstones - "The Impression That I Get"
  • Nelly Furtado - "Turn Off The Light"
  • N.E.R.D. - "Rockstar"
  • No Doubt - "Just A Girl"
  • No Doubt - "Don't Speak"
  • OK Go - "A Million Ways"
  • Papa Roach - "Lifeline"
  • Parachute - "Back Again"
  • Pat Benatar - "Love Is A Battlefield"
  • Poison - "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
  • Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue - "Kids"
  • The Rolling Stones - "Honky Tonk Women"
  • Roy Orbison - "Oh Pretty Woman"
  • Santigold - "L.E.S. Artistes"
  • Snow Patrol - "Take Back the City"
  • Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
  • Styx - "Mr. Roboto"
  • Taylor Swift - "Love Story"
  • Taylor Swift - "Picture To Burn"
  • Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me"
  • Tonic - "If You Could Only See"
  • The Turtles - "Happy Together"
  • Village People - "YMCA"
  • Yellowcard - "Ocean Avenue"