We hate metal, we hate Jack Black and we don't have a strange affinity Tim Schafer like everyone else seems to. Thus there's not much going for Brutal Legend in our opinion. Alas, different strokes for different folks and all, so we'll grit our teeth and write this piece about the pompous sleaze that is Download Festival.

EA made lots of people air-guitar while wearing Brutal Legend t-shirts to smash a world record.

Can we write something about SingStar Motown now? That's more our cup of tea.