"I Make Video Games."

The massively hyped kill-em-up fronted by marketing tool producer Jade Raymond -- yeah we do too. It was an amazing technical achievement but kinda dull in gameplay.

Well, according to Ubisoft we'll see the latest iteration by March 2010. Which is awesome or "blah" depending on your stance.

According to Ubisoft we'll also see Splinter Cell Conviction (still a 360 exclusive we think), Ghost Recon and I Am Alive over the coming year.

Bumper year for Jadey-baby then.